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The Pregame Podcast with KD & Rich
Tinder's a Dumpster Fire & Do More for Women's Sports
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Have you ever wondered which dating app is actually worth your time? Or why women's professional sports leagues took so long to establish in North America? We tackle these questions and more in this unfiltered conversation about modern dating and gender equality.
The dating app debate gets heated as we rank the major platforms and share our unvarnished opinions. Hinge emerges as our top choice for those seeking meaningful connections, while Tinder gets labeled a "dumpster fire" despite having the largest user pool. We dissect Bumble's puzzling decision to walk back its women-message-first feature and explore niche dating apps targeting specific communities. Along the way, we share dating horror stories – including one particularly uncomfortable video chat confession that left us speechless.
Our conversation takes a thoughtful turn as we celebrate the recent establishment of professional women's sports leagues in Canada. We challenge the persistent misogyny that devalues women's athletics and recognize the dedication of female athletes who train their entire lives only to find limited professional opportunities. The contrast between the success of Canadian women's teams and the historical lack of professional leagues reveals much about gender equality in sports.
Ready to hear which dating app might actually help you find love? Or perhaps you just need some real talk about letting go of the past? Either way, this episode delivers insights wrapped in authentic conversation. Share your own dating app experiences with us – we'd love to know which platform has worked best for you!
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Alright, alright, alright. Another day, another dollar. We back One more time. One more time. It's your boy, rich, we out here and it's the flavor of the month. Dude, my guy is lowering that voice with that huh Yo trying to get that Jamie Foxx shit going. Jamie Foxx, hey, he's super talented, but, dude, you haven't seen me yet. Hey, jamie, put me in the role as Jamie Foxx man and you see me ascend to glory. Jamie Yo, come through, shout out to my boy Jamie Foxx, love your shit, love your talent. You know, yo, he's actually so good, he is good.
Speaker 1:But I could say Sing, act it. You can be, you can be. I can't sing, you can learn, you can learn. I can't sing, I can't, I can't. Maybe if I did, like a Luther Vandross, yo, go see this guy at karaoke. Yo, he's fucking likes that shit. He's being humble, he's being humble. I don't know, if I had to sing karaoke I'd probably sing like Bon Iver or definitely Unwritten by Natasha Bennefield. I would definitely say I would definitely do that band.
Speaker 1:Yo, that song actually makes my day every day. It really does. Every time I listen to it I'm just like you know what I can feel? The rain on my skin. I rolled a bet that the bad days I'm going to soak that in. Yeah, because when they come up it's over, it's over for everybody, it's over, like that dump truck of an ass that she had.
Speaker 1:Jesus Christ, she does. It is actually really surprising. Mm-hmm, bigger butt than Sierra? No way, bro, sierra, no, it is. Nah, it is, wait, wait. So like bigger in size, yes, but is she like taller, like, is she just physically bigger? I think they're the same height. Oh, my Sierra might be. You know a lot about Sierra. My guy Sierra might be 5'8", and then Sierra's 5'8". Damn Well, she's like the same height as Russell Wilson, her husband. Oh sure, I don't think he's. She might be a little bit shorter, I think he's. I don't know, but like he's not taller than six foot, that's for sure. Sure, eh, Natasha Bennyfield doesn't? She's not 126 foot either. They must be in the same height 5'6", 2'5", 10.
Speaker 1:Oh, what about Nicki Minaj? There's no way that's even comparable, bro. Nicki Minaj is all the way on the left field. I don't know, I don't know if Nicki Minaj is completely real. Oh, it's obviously not, exactly it. Nicki Minaj is completely real? Oh, it's obviously not Exactly it's real, bro. But Natasha Benefield. How do you know that's real? Because she's hip thrusting 470,000 pounds. No, she's not making this down, making this down in workouts On IG Holy shit, going out in the water, not this like Kardashian.
Speaker 1:Oh, I'm going to work out. You're just like like one pound weights. I'm gonna curl up, hey, you know, because no sweat at all. Yeah, yeah, oh, is megabass allen her shit as well. She goes at it. Oh shit, it looks actually painful.
Speaker 1:Does she have a fat ass? Oh, she's fit. Oh, sure, yeah, she's a dallion. Hey, hey, dude, I uh, there's obviously like so many like thirst traps on ig and stuff like that, right, and I was watching this thing once, um, where this girl had like, obviously, like you're such a badass, right, like so fine, and I, you know, like part of me always wonders if that shit is real or not when it's like protruding out, you know, and then she definitely is dude, yeah, and she did this thing where she was like, oh, like you know, I get a lot of questions about whether my ass is real or whatever, right, and she was like let me show you how much I can hip thrust and fucking. She had four girls stand on I, like two girls stand on either side of the bar and she just fucking hip like no worries at all. You know, I was like damn, that's all muscle, geez, that Jeez. That's dedication. You have to be able to, that's the build. Hey, man, I've seen a lot of crazy stuff.
Speaker 1:I remember just at this gym over here, yeah, there was a girl. She was like 5'3", yeah, and she was like squatting like I don't know like 250. Bang, squatting more than double her weight, and I was just like this is incredible. I looked at her and she like smiled and I was like good job. And you're like approved, it's actually the craziest thing I've ever seen. It wasn't like the sexual in any way, it was just like holy shit, that would be.
Speaker 1:There's like different types of strength, right, yeah? Pure raw strength, right yeah, it's like, um, pure raw strength, so literally being the person who lives the most, yeah. And there's like relative strength. So, relative to your body size, how much are you lifting? And she was lifting way more than I ever did, damn, and you gotta give respect for that. Oh, hell, yeah, five big booms, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. It's not our scale of Lettuce, just you have five booms. They go from one goom, I stole it from those AJ and big whatever from the States. Oh, yeah, the Costco boys, okay, and the little rooster Dude, I yeah, it's kind of a wild situation like, yeah, we would you say you can always tell us real by the thighs, the thighs, oh, interesting, the thigh muscles.
Speaker 1:If the thighs and the butt don't like coordinate, then it's definitely fake. Well, I get that thought, I get they have a big butt, but then their thighs are like real skinny, okay, it's like, oh, interesting, because he can't squat without using your thighs and glutes, right about that. Right, can't hit thrust, he's still using. Squat without using your thighs and glutes, right, I'm talking about that. Right, can't hit fast, you're still using. But every movement that you use to grow your glutes, you'd use a sample portion of your quad and vice versa, because they're so adjacent. It's kind of like your forearm, your bicep, or your forearm, your tricep, you're going to use those muscles. Just a real skinny wrist. You have a skinny wrist because you just have a big bicep, arnold-sized bicep, yeah, and it's kind of like having a big chest and then having small shoulders. It's not a thing that's going to happen. Well, I mean, I feel like it happens because, like, if you're going to lift more than you weigh, proportionally, if you're going to bench press more than you weigh, I feel that you have to have proportional shoulders to your chest, otherwise it's kind of like a weak. Oh, so you were saying once you get to a certain strength level, then you still be proportionate. Yeah, it has to be proportionate, just the way it functions, because I feel like I have a wide chest but my shoulders really aren't that big.
Speaker 1:Do you lift? How much do you lift? Not that much. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. It's like, once you get to a certain weight level, right. But I don't even bench press that much. I don't think I've bench pressed in a year. Dude, that's a fucking 30-year-old guy. That destroys my shoulders, bro Destroy. It destroys my shoulders, bro dude. I don't power lift, so I don't. I just do like, uh, olympic lifting, so like clean jerks, and I do variations of that. But I do think it.
Speaker 1:If it was up to me, everyone's got to walk 10 000 steps a day, nice, and then you just do get rid of cars, get rid of cars, fuck cars. Yo use public transit, public transit, weight lift three times a week. Whether that's like a body Willing type thing, power lifting type thing, olympic lifting type thing. Just, I left, do some resistance training, mmm, three times a week and then you should be good. And then maybe some extra cardio as well, on top of the 10,000 steps a bit.
Speaker 1:Do you count, like what we do in terms like martial arts as cardio? Or do you count it as weights at all? Or like a car resistance, oh, you count it as cardio. It could be. You could say it's resistance training when you hit in the back heavy bag, yeah, like when you're lighting up the back, yeah, yeah, but it's more so cardio it's more like hit, oh, high intensity in the verb training, yeah, uh, that's, if you hit in the heavy. It's more like hit and resistance training. I mean you could just do that and pose to resistance training. But I would say resistance training and I mean the important stuff is just for bone density and then just to use your muscles and grow muscles. And if you grow muscle mass, you more calories and burn more calories.
Speaker 1:Never fun, you know. I mean every once in a while, this like fucking Just getting hand that none in a while. All right, I miss my ex. Wait, what? No, bro, bro, don't plant that seed, not a different seed, maybe? Hashtag I miss my ex. Wait, what? No? Manifest. Don't, don't, bro, bro, don't plant that seed. Plant a different seed. Plant Elon's seed. You miss your wife, yeah, but how are you going to meet her? Hey? Hey, get yourself out there. You got to forget about the past. You know what I mean. Facts, dude. You know what I mean. Thanks, dude, I had that.
Speaker 1:I mean, I had that thought like I'm finally like actually letting go now, which is nice, um, you know, because, yeah, I'm making with peace, with the fact that, like she just never really chose me and all that stuff, right, which is fine or whatever. Um, but I was, I had a thought yesterday where I was like, yo, you know, like it's, it's hard to see all the good that's coming for you when you consistently are looking back. You know, you know it's like, you know you have to believe that there's a path that you're walking on where there's good things coming for you, because you know, ultimately, you know, I hope I the universe thinks I'm a good person or whatever, right, but I'm sure that's going to be real fucking hard to receive if I'm always looking back as I'm walking forward right, because we, the only option we have, is to walk forward right. And in the meantime, while you're walking forward, you still got to feel the rain on your skin. No one else is going to feel it for you. Really, yeah, you can let it in, no one else, no one else. But like you got to, yeah, that song really does speak. Speak to me. But like Every verse, every verse, every line that I saw Is a banger. I was like, what are you actually Listening to the lyrics? I was like, yeah, you're gonna have bad days, but you gotta Learn from those bad days. Bugs, that is you Feeling the rain on your skin, and Only you can Learn from those bad days that you've had. Yo, wake up on the blame on me, bro. It was her fault, it was her fault. Okay, just kidding, just kidding. We, we reciprocally, were at fault. But like you're, you almost out that rain cloud, man, you're almost out there and, bro, you're almost in the sunshine. Flowers need the rain and the sun to grow and you've gone through a lot of growth. Let's fucking hope so, bro. Hey, man, summer's coming, hey. Hey, you know what summer brings Sunshine and you know what you're ready for the sunshine Right For many sources of shine, you know, or beers, deep Philosopher. Hell yeah, brother.
Speaker 1:All that to say boobs or ass, thighs, thighs that's a very specific part of my guy. Yeah, cuz it's work, can't fake them. Nah, you can get a thigh injection, bro. Where can you not get injections at this point? You get thigh injections. I'm sure you can in your thigh, your thigh implant. You look crazy, yo. If you can get a calf implant, you can get a thigh in.
Speaker 1:Honestly, if I had to pick, she'll be active, she would have, most importantly, she would have her own life. I don't want to be the center of the universe, but me as a person, I don't want to be in the center of anyone's universe, so I can't have my own thing going on. But For context, kd is always on a fucking side adventure at all points. If I was a character from Seinfeld if you guys know Seinfeld I would be Kramer, but a little less crazy and a lot more black. I wouldn't have, definitely, or I would be like Larry David from New Kirby Enthusiasm.
Speaker 1:I have a lot of awkward interactions. That's why I don't like people as much. It just gets awkward. Remember that one time we were like Walking me and my friend at like by the Sheraton and was it the restaurant by the Sheraton? Okay, and then we're me and you're talking, yeah, and then this girl comes up and starts talking to me yeah, and I'm just like why, what's going on? She wants that dude. She just gives us like two cents or I forget what it was. Oh, yeah, dude, she um, she commented on your shirt. Yeah, it was really. Wait, I think it was this shirt that you're wearing right now. Oh really, yeah, it was Wait, I think it was this shirt that you're wearing right now. Oh really, yeah, the Kobe Bryant shirt. Yeah, yeah, cause she was wearing I think she was wearing Like a jersey or something. No, no, she was wearing a dress, a white dress, I remember, and then she just went off Into the distance.
Speaker 1:I was like I didn't know how to respond Because it was like it wasn't rude, it was just like when do you, how are you interjecting into this conversation? And, for the record, I feel like that kind of shit happens a lot whenever we're around and that's actually part of the reason why I want to do the podcast with you, like random shit just keeps happening to us all the time. Oh, yeah, for sure, bro, remember that time where we were at D&J's house before, when they were living in their old place, and then we were waiting for the elevators to go home and then the elevator full of girls looked at you and they were like damn, he's fine. I was like yo, and then the elevator door didn't close for like the longest time and it was like we're looking at them, they're looking at us. I didn't see them at all. You guys saw them because I was at the back Right corner. So I had to like Dip my head to the left and then look, but like I couldn't see him, the door shut, bro, it was. He was like there was. There was three to five seconds In that moment when I was like Fuck, I should have said something.
Speaker 1:You know, I should have been like yeah, yeah, he's single too. You know, yo, I was literally just looking at him talking about you, being like damn, he's fine, bro, when I was walking, we were walking on like 12th Street, 11th Street, okay, and then we're walking past the Oliver, yeah, and then this girl comes up and wearing that Laker jersey and is just like that's not even the colors. I think about it every day. She was so mean. It's not those audio colors. Why are you wearing that? Oh my god, are you a real Liga fan? I am More of a Liga fan than you'll ever fucking be. God damn, god damn, bro. Oh shit, the disrespect. Girls talking jive man. Ladies in the BI, I'm just trying to stay alive.
Speaker 1:Man lakers in five lakers play today. Oh, should I. They went. I don't know there's this. You should have just started and she'll be playing. But, dude, that's the shit.
Speaker 1:That's one of the reasons I don't fucking watch sports, bro, like 9 19 pmm is how late it is right now. If the game's just starting, we're going to go to 11, 30, 12 am. You started at 6, 6, 6, 30. Bro, bro, that's too deep. Yo, I'm in bed by 10,.
Speaker 1:Bro, you got to dedicate yourself to a team. You got to give yourself some team pride. You know? Nah, nah, nah, he's like the sports expert. You know we can fucking talk all about that shit. Till then, caden Clark, swish, swish, swish. We have a new sports team in Calgary actually. Oh what, it's a sports team, what it's the first. It's the North American Women's Soccer League. Oh shit. And it's in Canada. First all-Canadian team. I think there's six teams. Oh sure, vancouver, hamilton, calgary, toronto, dude. Why fucking Hamilton always gets their own team? It's such a random shit place I don't fucking get one For context. That's like some just random ass smaller city outside of Toronto. It's like the Pittsburgh of Canada. There's a lot of steel making. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So they have a lot of, like you know, pride.
Speaker 1:I feel blue collar people are prideful. I think we should move the terms blue collar and white collar to be wage worker and wealth earner. That's way worse, wealth earner's way worse. Well, I like it groups the people into better groups, big groups. It really shows, like the consultants, that, yeah, you guys may just be doing XL, yeah, but like you're still learning shit, you're still learning OH, your doctors are still learning OH. Like you can't survive without going to a job and working a certain amount of hours, but the Jeff Bezos's, they can just sit at home. That's what I'm trying to say. I see, I see we're bridging everybody together. That's not a billionaire client. Don't give them this fake like oh yeah, good boy, you have a white collar.
Speaker 1:But what we originally wanted to talk about was oh, wait, before we get on there, one thing to just shout out and appreciate is do women's new hockey League or whatever. There you go, a woman's new hockey league and a woman's new yeah, I was actually just catching up with a friend in man and she's like an avid hockey player, she has been her own life, yeah, and she was like like she's like a pro level player, like she could have been like nhl, yeah, um, but uh, I didn't know. I didn't know like obviously I'm not into sports, but I didn't know that there was no league like I thought there was like a. Yeah, I thought it was like nhl, which was the guy's version, and I thought there were like a w nhl or whatever for women. Yeah, apparently that fucking league and it's only it existed for a little bit and then got canceled. Yeah, for hockey, I know that. But yeah, yeah, and it's like what, in fucking 2025 or 2024 or whatever, they finally brought out a women's league like bro, like talk about, and then all the like red pill guys like yo, inequality doesn't exist or whatever. You know, women are the same as shut the fuck up, bro. Like because I was talking about with her about it in her experience, right, and she was like, yeah, I trained my whole life like I trained like a professional athlete, I dedicated my life to this and then that track just ends abruptly after university. Like you, just there's nowhere to go. Like you could be the top number one player or whatever. What's that for? Like a lot of women's sports soccer especially like the Canadian soccer team it felt like a powerhouse in the world and we didn't have our own like soccer league. Dude, way better than the guys. Like way better right. Like guys don't win shit. Like we just recently got in the world cup. Yeah, we're the host. Yeah, like fight people because they had to. But the the women's world cup, uh, women's, uh canadian soccer team and hockey team now killers. Yeah, bro, the men's hockey team killers as well. The men's soccer team kind of killers.
Speaker 1:But yeah, the thing is like there's a lot of like some sport fans have this misogyny towards the sport. Oh, yeah, like well, why would I watch women's when I could be better at them playing the game and even let's say that's even true you don't love this sport? Yeah, because part of the sport is seeing the tactics behind it, how they approach their opponent. How are they gonna deal with a tough defense, for instance? Or like what type of formation they're gonna choose how it's part of, that's part of it. And yeah, uh, if you don't understand that side of the sport, then you don't find it enjoyable because you're always going to be looking for the best of the best and like why would you only want to watch the best of the best when you could like? If you're really into the sport, you enjoy watching all levels of it. Facts, facts, facts, dude, and like you know, like for you know.
Speaker 1:And that's not to say that women are worse. I'm just saying in the, in the, the, the, the. Let's say that they were, you still should be able to enjoy it, but in most cases I don't think they're like compared to the average dude. I think the, a professional woman would do. A professional woman team would do better than against a rec team. My what? Yeah, take the fuck. Just because they train all the time, they have tactics behind it, yeah, I mean. But some people Actually don't believe that. What Wait? They think a professional They'll bring up, like Team Canada this one time, this Team Canada, team Canada women's, whatever sport, people think that they're not as good as a fucking rec team. They couldn't be the men's rec team In some sports, like I could get in, like rugby or something your typical, or like a Canadian football or something, because you tackle, but like, besides that, I don't.
Speaker 1:Like in soccer volleyball, I think the more professional team will win. Okay, we gotta clean that perception up though. Up though, because you're saying I guess a rec league, yeah, like a bunch of random people who barely play. There are people I'll tell you till the after bro who comes to mind and you would be like no, hey, I've been told like, like most fucking people are, like in these rugby can't fucking run. You know what I mean. Like that's not even, it's not even about skill. At that point, like basic athletic ability, these women teams will fucking crush any guy team. Are you kidding me, dude? All right, people are fucking crazy.
Speaker 1:Hey, you know what for the listeners out here, like um, you know, throughout, throughout our podcasting and whatever, I'm sure we're gonna fucking say shit about, like you know, girls being hot and like we're gonna talk about, like you know how hot like girls look in different perspectives, red blooded net. But yo just taking a moment to fucking appreciate women right now, like y'all do great, like you know it's. It's about fucking time that, like, professional leaves. Recognize you. It's about time that you're getting paid for fucking playing field. Most of the women in my life are like better at me and everything in the battle. Facts, oh facts, bro, fair old facts. It's one of my biggest insecurities. Like I'm not living up to it. They're like they're so much better than me I don't just say that they are Like.
Speaker 1:You know, I think there's a transition that democracy could work if you transition away from the male perspective. If you transition away from the male perspective, like with this last election, if they transition to Kamala you had like a more chill perspective you wouldn't be going against Europe for no reason. For no reason. You'd be more diplomatic, it would be better. But I feel like Kamala obviously would have been good. She wouldn't be the greatest, definitely not. Even Hillary wouldn't be the greatest, yeah, definitely not. Even Hillary wouldn't be the greatest. But like, but I think a lot they would have been better than the daughter-in-law that they got.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, and I mean in the societies where you know, especially like you know, I don't know what the proper term anymore is anymore like aboriginal or native or whatever it is now From native or whatever it is now. Um, from what I understand, uh, and this could be right or wrong, but in those cultures, before fucking western nations came in and fucking killed everybody, yeah, um, they had a society that was very balanced in view, right like where the elders were composed of some of them yes, yeah, you know, both women and men, because you fucking surprise, surprise need a complete perspective to run a society with both genders. You know like, hey, man, that's why I think the us is gonna fail too. They're kicking off woman generals just because the basis, because they're women and they assume what? Yeah, yeah, they fired a woman general to world the coast guard, I believe and then, like she, she had like three days to move out, damn, yeah, it's not good. But, like Back to what we were talking about, we're gonna rank dating apps.
Speaker 1:I know this is a hard trend, but I mean we gotta talk about that Next time too. This is a lit topic, unless you really wanna talk About it now too. Well, I brought it up, okay, okay, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it. Okay, okay, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it. Okay. What dating apps exist out there? Or are we just going to rank the big three? Oh, we could just like pull it up off Google Play Store. Oh, because Tinder Bumble Hinge, tinder is the big boy.
Speaker 1:Coffee Meets Bagel. I feel like Coffee Meets Bagel. I'm not trying to be racist here, but it's a really, really starting perspective. I'm not trying to be a racist, but I feel like it's really used within the asian community. I could be wrong, it is. It is um. I feel like it originally started in asia, didn't it like singapore or something that I don't know? But one of my um friends, they met on coffee meat bagel and they were married now. So, okay, so the main four are like tinder hinge bumble, and then coffee meats bacon. Probably plug in fish. It's plenty of fish little thing. Yeah, it is damn. And then there's boo for gamers and then there's do you want to do the niche ones? What's the nation's muzmeat From Muslims? I think it's called Muslims Muslimsmeat, farmer, not, not farmer.
Speaker 1:Blackeatlemeatcom I'm always coming with these names, bro. You know what the crazy thing that pissed me off about blackeatlemeatcom? So many white girls on there. Look it, yo. Why is that bad? It is bad. Y'all are trying to keep it Within the culture. Yeah, like, think about it.
Speaker 1:There's an app called Asiansmeetcom and then there's a white girl. They like what they like. You know, I mean, I'm also Into white girls, though I finally I'm not against white girls. I'm just saying, if you, if the app is called White people meet, I couldn't imagine just being a white girl. Yo, they just want to live their life. They're going to log on to BlackPeopleBeItcom making a profile, posting photos of my face A white woman and then be like I'm out there.
Speaker 1:I put myself out there, oh my God, yeah, some people just need that BBC in their life. You know what I mean. I put myself out there. Oh my god, oh, yeah, some people just need that BBC in their life. You know what I mean. Like yo, beautiful British Columbia, hey, man, especially the white girls In that sense, yo, but I would say Probably the best one that I enjoy Using the most Wait, wait, wait, but I want to go back To the. Now we're going to rank them, okay, but hold on, I want to go back To black. Wait, wait, wait, but I want to go back to the. Now we're going to rank them, okay, but hold on, I want to go back to Black. What is it? Black people meet, blackpeoplemeetcom? Wait, so you were saying that you would rather. So you were saying you want to keep that Exclusive to the culture and you want to have Another app or something that would be like Intraracial Party or something Intraracial party, but you're trying to go by the fucking weird-eyed name.
Speaker 1:You don't need to have another app that has interracial party, you just have itch, you just have Tinder. Oh, but if you go into a niche app, but what if they want to actually fulfill that niche? But what if they want to misclose it? There was an app called Scuba Divers, getting wet. Yeah, he went moist, moist, moistdiverscom and then like, throw up on the belt, you're not like a moist diver. What if you want to date a moist diver? Okay, okay, okay, where would you go? That's not right. Let's say there was a site called consultants meet consultantsdatecom. Yeah, it's for consultants. Yeah, all kinds to date back.
Speaker 1:And then you're not a consultant. Yeah, you're like a farmer in a remote farm in yukon. Okay, like you shouldn't be on that app. No, but I, what? If I'm only interested in consultants? Then get a consulting job. Why do I have to consult as a foreigner across the country and then join the app? Why do I have to work a job to find love, bro. What kind of limitation, ass, crazy shit is this? Everyone has to work a job to find a job, no, to find love, oh yeah, everyone has to work a job, yeah, but why not to find your specific girl? I'm just saying I like into consultants that badly. Become a consultant. That makes no sense.
Speaker 1:Read your dolls or disagree. That's not saying, yo, if you like white girls, you gotta be a white guy. What is that? No, no, no. It's like saying if like white girls and there's an app called whitepeoplemeetcom and you're not white, why are you joining that app? Because I like white girls? No, no, no, what? I think that makes perfect sense, bro. No, no, no. I think that makes perfect sense. No, no, no. If there was an app called China Only and there was a guy from Cambodia there, that I think that's crazy. Well, I mean, the CCP would shut that shit down immediately. I think it's crazy. We probably declare war on Cambodia at that point.
Speaker 1:Should we include the rating of the Iceland app? What's the Iceland app? You know? Like, in Iceland it's like 300,000 people, so like you don't know if you're related, oh shit. So they have a government app where they can help jesus. I think that goes. Number one best app, best. Best app for utility uh, you, you avoid incest, like all the other apps don't necessarily avoid incest, but that app no, definitely avoid the incest. Fuck that app. No, definitely avoid incest, and that should go straight to the top. Best app Yo, especially for Utility. I don't know Utility Academy, it's not the dating one, it's under Utility. We're performing a public service. It gets the job done. It's crazy that government money is going to that.
Speaker 1:I like that To see who we're, not to see what we fucking Make on them. Yeah, exactly Damn. But Tinder definitely has the biggest pool Of fucking bots. Maybe, bro, like yo, fuck Tinder. Oh, my god, dude, it's such a you hate Tinder. Go with the wrong intention, yep, what's the right intention? To go on Tinder To fucking Talk up under bots? I don't know. Find love, dude, on Tinder In 2025? Yeah, bro. Intention to go on tinder To fucking Talk about the bots? I don't know. Find love On tinder In 2025? Yeah, bro, no way you can be really intentional On tinder. You can be like I'm looking for A long term relationship. Only you can be really intentional About the way you get Scammed on tinder. You can send one bitcoin To every girl. You see, why are you sending Bitcoin over Tinder? Yo, because there's so many bots there. Yo, but the first Because there's bots there.
Speaker 1:Eventually, if I talk to you enough, one of them will trap me. I'll fall in love with a bot, bro, I tell you, if she's hot enough and she says the right thing about her relationship, I'm out. But you meet her in person. I'm in a vulnerable spot right now. This is my strategy. I talk to you for a little bit. Yeah, I'll say like back and forth, maximum 20 times, okay, but more realistic, eight times, oh, just to see if you can keep a conversation. So it's like hey, hey, hey, it's really, it's really not that crazy. Then meet you in a public place, neutral field, okay, no one's home court. So you're not coming to my place, I'm not going to yours, right, right, right. But even if I'm in your place afterwards, it's fine, but you're not doing anything that wears out in a child.
Speaker 1:That's me personally. I'm not against people who do it. I'm just really adverse to having children. That I don't want, and I have to be honest about that. Because why would I want a child I don't want?
Speaker 1:Could you imagine just raising a kid. Because I'm a good person, I will raise that kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's just like the worst. She's got the worst traits of her Like.
Speaker 1:I just found out that every man in her family line just can't throw a ball. And I'm just throwing a ball at this kid who is just like. He's trying to throw it to the left and it goes. It's sharp right and it's just like. And every time you're punching a bag right after he's my son. He doesn't understand fractions and honestly, in this world you don't need to anymore. You know what you got AI for. You need to understand factions. You're cutting up a pizza. You need to understand factions. Loyalty dictated. You give your whole pizza away. A recession hits. I still have to eat this Dumb ass kid.
Speaker 1:But I would say, yeah, I have a process. Talk for a little bit, see if it's worth talking, maybe even video chat, and then go from even a video chat. You would go video chat. Yeah, if it's easier, if they're up to it, if they suggest it, yeah, why not? Damn man. And then mean person Dude and then go from there. That's only the video chat. You got to vet these girls, man. I had gotta vet these girls, man, they um, I had a video chat with a girl once, uh, because I think it was still covet or whatever. Yeah, like coming over that a lot, yeah, um, the wildest. I feel like, yeah, I don't know, that's just set the precedent that, like girls that want to video chat before they meet are just wild.
Speaker 1:Because we were bro, we literally were talking for like I don't know an hour and a half right and halfway through I was just like, yeah, you know, I can't remember exactly what exactly. I asked her. It's like oh, I mean, like what did you do yesterday? Or something right. And she was like oh, you know, I had this like guy that I that likes to, that likes to suck on my feet. That's too much, dude. That I would have been like, if that was in your chat, I would have been like closed the laptop, going gone for a walk. I think she was like, yeah, I had this guy that like uh, really like sucking my feet and he pays you money to do it. So, like I just like I had him over yesterday and he was like pay money to suck my feet or whatever. Did he at least ask how much he, she, she? No, I didn't.
Speaker 1:That sounded incriminating. That was incriminating information that I did not need to know. Well, how is it incriminating? Is that like prost? No, oh, the next part is definitely prostitution. So, and then she was like, yeah, then he got really turned on while he was sucking my toes and he was like, okay, how much would it take for you to suck my dick? That's definitely prostitution. And she was like, well, you know I suck dick anyway. She told you this. Yeah, it was a date. I was just sitting there. Okay, take it go.
Speaker 1:I gotta clear this up. If you have a video chat with someone, it doesn't mean you're crazy, but this particular lady, she was crazy. That is nuts. That is actually insane. Dude the logic, the clear, cold logic that she had. But how much was she getting paid? I have no idea If it's 100K. No, it's not 100K. How do you know? You never even asked. If it was 100k, she would not be talking to me. That would make her rich as fuck. I don't know. A normal person would not be talking to you if they did that, those things for 100k. But she does not sound normal, my friend. It was just.
Speaker 1:I was just sitting there, shell shocked. I was just like what do you tell me, right, did I just hear what I thought you said? And she was like, yeah, you know, like I, you know know, I suck dick for guys. Like like, I suck dick before guys are just regular sex anyway. So like, what's the difference here? And I get to make some money off it? And I was like I guess you know like well, it's one thing to do it, it's another thing to do it and tell someone. It's another thing to do it and tell someone that you want to potentially date. That's great, dude, you know there, that's why I'm just like I'm holding out the hope for love, because you know, there's a weirdo out there for everybody. You know what I mean. Like I just haven't met mine yet, apparently. Oh, dude, that was a wild yeah, and I and that was.
Speaker 1:And then we talked for another 30 minutes after that because I was like that seems like I never asked how much. Why would I ask how, if she ever gets arrested? Really, yeah, I had a complex. He knows everything, yeah, but like what are you gonna say? Like, yeah, she made 100k. I asked her how much she made off of, like her prostitution. They're like well, why do we report her or whatever you know. And it's like I didn't know, that was a thing you know. I mean because I didn't want to implicate myself, I didn't trust you guys. Hey, hey, because that always goes down well, yeah, you didn't do anything, no money got exchanged, nothing. So like you're really fine, she's literally just like at a bus stop telling some string that's where he has no obligation to tell the police anything. Damn, yeah, it's a wild. That was a wild.
Speaker 1:And because, like, yeah, I stayed on. Do you still have her number? Do I still have her? No way, there's no way. I would probably still have her number. I don't remember what her name is.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, hey, but that was also on Tinder. No wonder, no wonder, bro. That's why I'm just like tinder is a fucking dumpster fire, bro. Like I think tinder is just not as filtered as the other apps. Yeah, tinder has the biggest range, minus the bots, and then I'll, I'll probably go with like a bumble. But like I, I feel like bumble, like when it first originally started, was terrible because it allowed the, the women, to start conversations and they're not that good at it, they're not used to it. And then hinge is probably the best because you have prompts and you can respond to the prompts. Like, if you just respond to the prompt, then like I feel like some girls think you're sane or ugly, but they're funny, but like sometimes the problems are funny. I, I just think hinge is the best because you have the most shelters.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah, hell yeah, brother, y'all always say if you're looking for love, go on hinge. Uh, hinge, sponsor this podcast with y'all. I I say good shit about you hand. Every other day, every other day, they're all owned by the same person. So, yeah, yeah, same company. Mashcom, right, yeah, mashcom, I hear there's stocks in the shitter right now. I couldn't see that. However you put a, hinge is number one for me for sure, do you agree? Uh, yep, okay, and then I'll probably put tinder and bumble.
Speaker 1:Dude, bumble fucking sucks, bro. Like I don't know what the hell they thought about developing a thing, because now I use bumble, like a few months ago, and I fucking deleted it, like within a month. I hate it, dude, they walked back on their entire thing. Eh, like it's no longer. Women, you know, can message first. Whatever it's like. Oh, guys can now send a message when they like somebody and then the girl can respond to that right. But I'm like what happened to equality, like what happened to what you stood for when you built the app, which is you don't need no man. Okay, like I got, I got quips that I can reach out to first, and now they're just fucking walk back that entire thing. So like you're just tinder, but shittier now, like it's actually fun, bro, see, tinder's not that bad. I told you we compared Bumble, which is the fucking shittiest of the three.
Speaker 1:Linkedin Do you use LinkedIn for data? Some people do, bro. I'm ashamed to admit it, but Sometimes you meet connections, you know, sometimes a connection is more than just a connection. Well, tinder is a a connection. Well, you know what I mean. You can go like, you can go on like different, like groups, like child free, that's a good group. Oh, sporty, that's a good group. And then short term fun that's a good group. Short term from aka, fucking dude. I mean I am interested in trying boo out. Actually, boo, yeah, the one that's like geared towards interest. Oh yeah, there's some anime stuff. There's like gem stuff. There's Physical attractiveness is a factor for me.
Speaker 1:I don't know how big of a factor, but it's definitely a factor, obviously. Yeah, boo, we don't get that Dude so you connect with someone. Oh what? Yeah, don't get that dude so you connect with someone. Oh, yeah, oh, you don't see who they are. Yeah, oh, it's, it's.
Speaker 1:Love is blind for real. Yeah, dude, and the fact that, like I don't know why, why so many people love watching love is blind because it it's not actually, the show is not actually proving any premise. Yeah, because they don't pick ugly people Exactly. They got to put it's so dumb, they got to put 50% ugly people. Yeah, bro, like you're always blind or it's going to crash. Yeah, but like it's got to be ugly people Like legitimately ugly, like, no, like mental, no mental handicaps, just like ugly. Yeah, obviously, yeah, yeah, yeah, couple fours on there. I don't know what I rank some.
Speaker 1:Oh, this old lady when I went voting the other day or yesterday, yeah, she said I have big shoulders and she wouldn't stop talking on my shoulders. It was really weird, oh, but she had a full mask on and everything. So I knew she's liberal, but like I like that. Yeah, but she was really old. But like, I'm not saying like I was interested, I'm just saying it was really weird how all these old, old ladies always hitting on me, they will chop that. Drop they a little cream with their coffee. Bro Dude, yeah, I am the coffee. Yo, they got cream with Shrugging on the floor. Good, I don't know If you, if you were to start Doing that, what would you need? What would you need? What would you want? What features would you want? I think the, the religious, the picking of like Religion and like Race Is good on pinch, and then age and then height is also. Did I also want like activity? I'd have a filter for ready for commitment or not? The tired of all these. You let her just let go. But I feel like that filter can only be filled out if you do a test. Yeah, all, 100%, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't have them self-report, dude, I think at this point in my life I'm looking for like a serious dating app, you know, like you're both here for the same thing. Like, why don't you just put out like a? You just make like a google like sheet where, like you, like you know, some google sheets have like for job applications. You fill out, yeah, yada, yada, yada. You just have that, you send to your friends, your friends send it out to people and it's like a bounty and then you offer like five hundred dollars if they get you a match and that match sticks for more than a year or so and if you get married, you give them like 5,000K 5,000. 5,000 dollars, 5,000k Damn bro, 5 billion dollars, 5, 1 billion dollars. But, like, I think the bounty system would be great if there was an app that facilitated bounty systems, like a referral bonus yeah, oh, that'd be pretty crazy. Referral bonus yeah, oh, that'd be pretty crazy. I said you have your friends set it, set you up, and they actually set you up with someone who. That's actually kind of an interesting idea. I think we should do that instead of this podcast, I think. I think, like, this is so apt for. Yeah, I think it's like the guy from there's a guy on muslims meet or that they didn't have for mus Muslims and he had billboards in Calgary, denver, all about him. Oh sure, it was just basically drive traffic to the site, but it was cool, damn man. But if you had a dating app like that, dude, I start paying for Insta ads. Are you looking for a long-term boyfriend? I think that could work as an app. You just set a bounty, your friend. Uh, yeah, indeed, no, I know, just be kind of like within, like a province or like facts. I mean, I think the only this issue is just like that'll just depend on the circle of your brand, right, because I, uh I was literally talking to dnj about this, uh, a few weeks ago. I was like, all right, you know, put the word out. You know your boys, uh, on the market again. If you have any single friends, hey, royale, right, they're like, you know us, we know no fucking single people at this point. You know, like I was like hey, what the fuck? Yeah, man, yo, I think I think it'll work. If you even went Friends of friends, like you advertise Friends of friends, maybe that's what it should be called Friends of friends. Friends of friends, yeah. Or Gold at the end of the rainbow that's a lot, that's a long name. I don't think it'd fit in the End of the rainbow. That could also be Construed as something else. Oh, yeah, I guess. So, pot of gold. What is all this money related shit? You know you offer money. You know, no, you're having money for love as we love base. I thought you just talking about money. No, low bounty hunter, okay. So it sounds like we're also starting a new app off of this idea. So we call we're copyrighting this shit. Okay, nobody take this idea with that r in the circle, hey, hey, call it a trademark putting a fucking bounty on anybody. Corporation, baby, oh, don't know. Could you, would you be open to like a single mom? I've been thinking about that a lot recently. I don't know, it depends on the, the ex. Her ex is dead, yes, but then, like, if he's still alive, then no, and then he'll also depend on the kid. Like I can't be walking around as a, as a rather large black male, with a kid that isn't mine. I have like blue eyes and blonde hair and the kid hates me because I'm the snap dad and I'm just walking around grocery shopping and next thing, you know, the kid's like yo, this guy's not my dad, you're not my dad, it's me and him and the groceries. I'm Chris Picard. He's like you're not my dad, you're not my dad, I want my daddy back, help, help, help. And then I was there and there was some old white lady. He's like that guy's not the dad, obviously. Look at his skin, look at the kid's skin. The cops came pulling over the boy was what my girl's at work? I'm just like yo, yo, she's not cooking, no, she's giving a presentation. She's a consultant. She's giving her presentation. She replies you got to believe me. They're like you're making this up. You're wearing a gel hat around your back. I'm not putting my hands around your back. I'm not putting my hands around your back. I only came here to get bacon and make pancakes for this child. He hates me. He's not party trained. He shit in my bed the other day and they're like bacon. Wait, that's obviously a lie. You're obviously a muzzle. Eat the bacon. I don't know, I was out there. Just like, it's raw. It's raw bacon. I'm not gonna eat the raw bacon. Stop resisting. Exactly you wanna implement Sharia law? I don't know, but like, if the kid looks like me, then yes, and on that note, adios, adios, yo, alright yo. We Hope y'all learned something today. You know we do what we can. Alright yo, the Pre Game Podcast we out.