The Pregame Podcast with KD & Rich

We need to talk about billionaires going to space while the rest of us are just trying to survive

• KD & Rich • Season 1 • Episode 3

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Ever wonder why billionaires are blasting themselves to space for 10 seconds while the rest of us navigate a recession? Welcome to a no-holds-barred conversation that tackles celebrity absurdity head-on.

We kick things off dissecting Katy Perry's Blue Origin space journey, questioning why we're supposed to celebrate wealthy people experiencing weightlessness for mere seconds while economic inequality grows. This leads us down a fascinating rabbit hole examining tech billionaires like Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos, whose priorities seem increasingly disconnected from reality. Unlike Renaissance-era wealthy patrons who funded art and culture, today's billionaires fund vanity projects and tax avoidance schemes.

The conversation shifts to examining troubling celebrity behavior, from Kanye West's controversial public appearances to the disturbing allegations surrounding figures like R. Kelly and Diddy. We don't shy away from discussing the logistics of scandal – how do these situations even happen, and why do we as a society continue to elevate problematic figures? These stories reveal how fame can both amplify existing character flaws and shield people from consequences.

We wrap up with a surprisingly thoughtful discussion about online safety, particularly in dating apps, and the changing landscape of digital content creation via platforms like OnlyFans. Through it all, we maintain a candid, conversational tone while raising legitimate questions about celebrity culture, wealth disparity, and how technology reshapes human interaction.

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Speaker 1:

YOLO. Do you hear me on the telephone? K dope, marron, what's up? What up, what up? It's your boy Rich. It's your boy KD. Uhhhh, cabernet.

Speaker 1:

I guess you could say yeah, yeah, welcome to THE pregame. The pregame, the pregame popper. Yeah, we gotta fucking work on the intro, but you know, this is, uh, one of the early episodes. So we're living our shit up. Living, you learn. Right, it's my first time on the planet. I don't know about you, it's actually my fourth, bro. Fair enough, a little young, young, young, um, but yeah, tell me about this.

Speaker 1:

Uh, katie harry situation. Well, she went to space and then she caved down and she kissed the ground, oh shit, because she felt love for the first time. Well, she was like, for the first time, yeah, it was a Blue Origin thing. I think the whole thing is tone deaf Because they wanted to showcase that, yes, you can go to space for tourism and can be in space for like what, less than 30 seconds, oh what. And then you come back down and it's just like we're going to a recession because of Trump. And then you guys want to be excited because you guys went into space as the first all-female crew, which is obviously a marketing ploy. I'm not saying vinyls don't have the right to go into space. I'm just saying that they're actual, legitimate female astronauts that went into space.

Speaker 1:

And katie perry is not comparable to radio and like people should not even be uh, saying, hey, katie perry is an astronaut. Now, well, she is not. She can't say that. Neither could anyone else on there I think gail kim was on there, which is Oprah's friend, so while she was good enough, oprah was crying. It was given like real, like 2020, when all the celebrities were like singing, imagine the reward, imagine In their mansions and we were just at home getting like wondering if we're going to have another job in the future In our 500 start point of parkland, just watching it on, like on instagram reels, like what the fuck is this? That's the vibe it gave, but like I guess like they don't want to pay taxes, just want to make embarrass themselves, so let's do what they want to do. It's so ridiculous to me. I don't know. I don't know. How do you feel about that? I mean, number one is kind of wild, so I know nothing about this. Um, I think I heard about something about katie perry kissing the ground or whatever. Maybe this is why we're a good duo. You're like, you're like, so in the know, and I'm just like the fuck is all this that's happening? What do you mean?

Speaker 1:

Katie's parents in space, blue origin wants to send people into space. Like a way to say, we can go to space now For 10 seconds at a time, flights into space, but this is for the uber wealthy, but they're advertising it to everyone, but for 10 seconds at a time. You're not in there for that long. Yeah, pretty much, bro. That type of shit. That like what was it? Those people that are billionaires that went under the ocean and then there's submarine crash. Yeah, I'm just like, bro. Like, at a certain point, you're too rich. Yeah, you're like. Yeah, you know, I'll pay, however much money it was, to go up in space for like 10 seconds, risk the possibility of your ship blowing up in the entire time. You know what's crazy.

Speaker 1:

I think it's particular to this time that we live in. Like in the Renaissance that was funded by the richest people. They funded artists to create art. Okay, compared to now, you could have Jeff Bezos, could have gave money to grab a bit Katy Perry to make a great album, but he was like you know what I need to make more money, I need to pay less taxes, which Amazon didn't pay taxes all the time. I heard that for Manju Schultz's podcast. So if you want to sue anyone, sue them. Shout out to Manju Schultz Come on our podcast, bro, we're shedding all legal responsibility onto you. All I'm saying is, like all these billionaires of our time, these tech bros, all they want to do is just make more money, pay less taxes, less than zero than they're paying right now, and they want to ruin democracies, opposed to just like using their money to just fund cool projects that it could be a part of. Like using their money to just fund cool projects that it could be a part of. Like especially the.

Speaker 1:

The guy with the weird like, like baby fetish, elon Musk. That is not the way we introduce Elon Musk at every point. The guy with the weird baby fetish, the guy, the guy who made comedy legal. So if he wants to sue us, he, he can sue comedy as well. Hey, hey, comedy illegal again. Double dairy, yeah, oh, I mean, I'd be careful with that today, you know, because he'll do it. You know, like, oh, he doesn't have a life, he'll. He'll go suck trump's dick one more time and then be like you down.

Speaker 1:

Apparently, he livestreamed to prove that he was a real gamer. The gamer community was like he's not a real gamer, he pays for the game for him. So he wanted to prove that he was a real gamer. He livestreamed. People were beaking him the whole time and he died in the tutorial of the game. Oh crap, wait, what game was he playing? No, no, I think I got it too. I think it was like something I'm like you know, it's real hard video games Like Dark Souls or yeah, like something where you actually need skill to play. Wow, dude, that's like fucking um, play uh. While then, dude, that's like um, uh. Imagine he was on fortnite, I thought, getting his ass handed to him by a bunch of 11 year olds.

Speaker 1:

He cries at his next fox interview and I don't know. I don't see that. That's the way it should be like. If you have a real job, you should not be good at video games. So he either is good at video games and has a real job that he's working yeah, and he's actually excelling at, or His whole life is a lie. I don't know. His whole life is a lie, bro.

Speaker 1:

He named his fucking kids A bunch of serial numbers. It's pronounced X. I believe it's pronounced X. I believe so, with all the letters and numbers that come after it, I believe. So that's fucking wild Little X or something like that. Little X. I don't think it's Little X. I think they call him Little X because he's Dude. What it's? Lil Mug? I gotta stop using that kid as a body shield, like it's weird. Wait what she's always out with that kid Every time he has a public engagement. He's son, it's he. The son's young enough to realize. How not realize how bad he is it. That's what? Oh, interesting. Oh, that's my personal opinion. It's not fact, it's not, it's not anything. But every all his other children are old enough to know. How many kids does this guy have? God damn, over 13.

Speaker 1:

Jesus, apparently dia of some chick, um, some Some. I think her last name Was Phuong. Yeah, I heard about this Mainly because she was Asian Hashtag representation. Wait, bro, yeah, yeah, he. I saw a thing where it was like um, he dm'd her want to have a baby. Yeah, he's like you'll have my baby or some shit like it.

Speaker 1:

Okay, I don't know if I really like this word in terms of like impregnation. That's, that's what the meme or whatever said. It was like oh, you want to impregnate this girl. The word impregnated it's like um, it's like the word moist, it's just. It's just a little something feels weird about it. You know, it's like too intense for the feeling that it's supposed To be described. Yeah, bro, it's too much anyway. So, yeah, it's like, oh, yeah, like he DM her, she said no, and then she's good, you were right, yeah.

Speaker 1:

And then there was something about like he paused payments to her premium. Oh, you have to pay for premium on Twitter now. So he just canceled everything because he had a little history fit, because he, he can't believe. I mean, in a weird way, it's kind of fair, you know, we're just gonna Get turned down because you're so weird. No, but, but I don't know what the inner workings of Twitter is. But he says that like she was supposed to receive a payment of like $21,000 or something, and then he stopped that payment from going through. I don't know what payments they're making on Twitter. Like if you get like a certain amount of views, it's kind of like YouTube. Oh, you get paid on Twitter, we get a significant pay. Oh, what the fuck.

Speaker 1:

But I don't think it really works for guys, unless you're like a racist. So well sign. Be racist is on me. I am in this economy. You can't bet, or not to what an Asian and the black guy could be white supremacist, I Think. I think I think Connie's doing that. Maybe that's what Kanye's do. Classroom, I think Kanye's doing that. Maybe that's what Kanye's doing. I think that's what he's doing. I think he's doing some rags. That's not for me at all.

Speaker 1:

I think he saw the Dave Chappelle skit where it was like do you remember that one? Where, like, yeah, dejo was the top KKK member. Did you see what he showed up to? So there's this guy called DJ Academics and he does rap interviews. He's Drake's number one fanboy. Okay, nah, we did it, bro, ovo. Ovo. He did a podcast with Kanye up here. I just saw the steal of it and he was in a purple KKK outfit during the whole interview and I was like I can't watch the way. Who is this Kanye and DJ Academics? I can't watch the way. Who is this Kanye and DJ Akademiks? Both of them. No, just Kanye West. Oh damn, yeah, but he's being racist for a minute. He's being a white supremacist for a minute.

Speaker 1:

Now, I don't know what he's got going on. I don't know if it's driven by just attention seeking or it's genuine, because I don't think it's truly's truly genuine, if that makes sense. I think he knows what he's doing. I think he he's conscious of the words he's writing, but I think he's doing it to grab attention all the time. Interesting, I mean, it's kind of hard to tell, obviously, because, like, we have no insight into this fucking inner workings, right, and we don't fucking know, kanye, obviously, um, nor we want to, but, uh, heartbeat, you mean, yeah, I know, like graduation can't cat a lot. You can't buy you that much goodwill. You know you didn't buy your heart period before fucking.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I couldn't listen to that song during my actual breakup. I was crying too much. Bro, we should have known when you came out with that Yeezus album and he had a song Black Skinhead, yeah which kind of did slap. I do listen to it at the gym sometimes. I'm starting to wean myself off the Kanye, yeah, yeah, you know, out of the canceled celebrities, kanye's under R Kelly.

Speaker 1:

For me, man, he's, he's, he's over R Kelly, depending on how you put it, like if you were to say the most hated, uh popular people from like the 90s who are in jail now. Um, I'll probably put like. I'll probably put like. I probably put like Diddy number one this dog is not as great and I probably put Kanye he's not in jail but like oh, and then our Kelly at the bottom, because it, when you put an ignition at the right time, row party row. I can't believe the last fucking ignition I. I can't believe the boss fucking ignition I.

Speaker 1:

I used to actually have people on YouTube who sang covers of ignition and I had to take that shit off Through refill also. I was just by me because it was a mix, right, it was like a mashup or whatever it was like. I was like by me, by me, and then I was like wait, this is ignition. I don't like now I can't fucking bop to this anymore.

Speaker 1:

Was the reason that narkel got locked up was because of the, the whole cultish vibe to it and if they were all underage and he was like he'll holding them hostage. That was the thing, right? Uh, I honestly have no idea what happened. I just know I just saw some interview screenshots of him crying or something, being like oh, it wasn't my fault, or something. And then the interviewer was like but you locked a bunch of people in your basement and I was like, nope, I'm out. You know what's crazy, I could be wrong.

Speaker 1:

Uh, that interviewer was one of the people who were in space, full circle, full circle, I think it was. The interview was Gayle King? I'm pretty sure it was Gayle King. I don't remember Gayle King, I think. Okay, so obviously we're jumping around all day, it doesn't matter, man, okay. So yeah, it was a Gayle King interview. Is she like a famous interviewer in the States? Should I? She's like Oprah's B, like Oprah's A? Yeah, she's B. Oh, it could sound like Like first three seconds, right, yeah, oh, crazy. But like when she gets in the game, she gets it, she gets it. Has Oprah gone to space? No, has she interviewed all Kelly? I think think she has, but not at the time necessary.

Speaker 1:

He was crying. He was like Dude, he cries so weird too. Not that any of us cry like ugly cry, well, right, but that was just such a weird moment to be on TV, dude, it was wild, because as an average person, you're just watching this shit like yo man, I'm just in a stable economy. I really got paid. Well, I don't leave anybody alone, but like, oh, no, man, bro, be a musician man, diddy parties, thousand bottles of baby oil oil. And this is really why what they say, like you know, when you have money, it just amplifies the core of who you are.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and so it's like, if you're already a shithead, who's fucking? Probably, when he was poor he was like I only have one LSD filled, fucking baby bought baby oil bottle, you know. And then you become a fucking multi-millionaire and you're like, oh, wow, now I can drug the entire world. Like Bro, do you think you order them in bulk? Do you think like you order them in bulk and hit that like an American product? Cause it would be crazy, like if you ordered baby oil in America right now At that bulk rate of a thousand and you brought it in from like China it was a tariff at like the math. Do you bet you get your baby oil from China? Here's like you looking at the bill, it's like all this used to be like $3,000. But now it's 300k.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I Don't have the baby always waste. But, like if you guys want to comment and say, hey, he's the real baby oil waste KD, you don't know your baby oil and you'll be right, because I'm not a deviant and you should be very ashamed of yourself. Okay, let's not kink shame here. Okay, well, I'm kinking shame in the oil world, so we will report you to BFI. I don't think they're functioning, bro, next four years, if someone in the comments goes yeah, you know, if you import from this source, from this supplier, $3 per bottle of bagel oil, bro, that's a flag, that's a bloody bid. Why you know this much about bagel oil oil, bro, that's a flag, that's a flag you've been. Why you know this much about baby oil reports.

Speaker 1:

Cia, bro, cia Dude it's. Was it just Johnson Johnson baby oil? They never really gave details, it just said baby oil. It could be Yo, watch it be Johnson Johnson's baby oil. Watch them be about to say it. And then Johnsonson and johnson's media people hear about it, comes in and goes if you fucking say, we will sue. And then now it's the most non-destruct. Yeah, it's no name, no name baby will.

Speaker 1:

If you, if you man news to get out, man, ah, you definitely have to go in a baby world dude, just like there's Dude, just like there's Like how, like there's Fucking commodity oil traders or whatever. He did it behind a computer. I need 300, 300 bottles Grounded from fucking Argentina Right now it's your host, like a party In, like Azerbaijan, and you're like, oh, I don't know when to get my baby oil. So a guy shows up. They're like our Kelly's, like trade bar copyright Five big booms, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Bro, we're wilder today.

Speaker 1:

No, but I mean you just think about, like, the logistics of being a shitty person. Like how do you know? It's a choice to be either a shitty person or a good person, because it'll take the same amount of fucking effort. Yeah, it's just which way you decide to go. Because, think about it, right, he goes I want to fucking, because that was the thing. Like I want to inject a bunch of drugs into these baby oils or whatever. Yeah, and then fucking get people to be freaky and shit. Right, oh, so it went through the skin. Yeah, I think that's what it was. I think it was like because I think it was also a sex thing.

Speaker 1:

So he would like it would be an excuse to use the oil or some shit, right, yeah, I know it's kind of fucked, but yeah, it's like, think about the planning that went into that, right, he's like, oh, what's the fastest rate of ingestion on a fucking pro? I need a 30-foot bed? Where did he get a 50-foot bed? Where did he get it? Getting all these details, maybe we do need a fact check, oh, geez, and then I? That's why I hopped off the instagram. I'm getting too much information. My algorithm was giving me too much information about pd specific. They're like here's a documentary, here's his 50 foot bed.

Speaker 1:

Oh, this guy, this guy needs to know about that oil bro, because, yeah, I don't know. I just think about it's like all the logistics, right, you gotta get somebody for first to find all that baby Well, and then order it. Gotta go back and forth to the supplier oh, where are you shipping it to? Oh, okay, what's the format of their shipping? How many crates do you needed it? Like all these in-depth conversations, there's a lot of people with the wolves in this oil thing. Oh, oh, so it's a whole fucking little game with the way you describe. It is definitely, definitely a few people throughout these steps at some point.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yo, for for listeners as their first context, I, uh, I'm a product manager for my job, so I I focus in on the little details about how shit gets done right, and so this is the way that my brain thinks sometimes. Right where it's not just oh yeah, we had a scandal, you know, he, a bunch of they found a thousand fucking bottles of baby oil. It's like all the hundred steps, 30 people, whatever. That it would have taken to fucking action that, because, think about it, after he gets all the baby oil shipments like as regular, right, some people are like, oh yeah, you know, he pretends to be like a fucking diaper store or something, right, I need a thousand bottles of baby oil or whatever. But then he puts all the drugs in it, right, and so it's like what kind of operation is that? There has to be a team of people that fucking unscrews the bottle, fucking, dumps drugs into the lake. Oh, cocos were like you know, they have the girls like either in, like yeah, or dressed naked and was like, okay, just don't get the oil on yourself, get the drugs in. And they're wearing masks and shit. Dude, like from American Gangster, exactly. He's got the whole offer. Yeah, see, like that's the whole fucking thing, right, and it's like dude, and again like I don't know the story end to end, right.

Speaker 1:

But that also begs the question was he just doing it for himself or was he also the supplier of this fucking like drugged up baby oil to other people. That's the real question. I see, right now you probably get a how it's Made episode about this. How do you make baby oil? Fucking LSD and baby oil. How do you make baby oil, bro Dude Mythbusters coming in. Do you think you did it in one go? Or was it like, okay, I'm going to take bundles of 100 and just do that and I'm going to stock up this baby oil, because you never know how big these parties are going to get? Is that a major concern? He might run out of oil and then there'll be one sober person to report back and be like yo, diddy went crazy at this part.

Speaker 1:

I honestly think, like I honestly like we should probably do some fact-checking around the time and actually see what actually happened. But my full legend, yeah, yeah, yeah, obviously Nobody fucking sue us. We're just two guys on the mic. But, yeah, like, part of me literally thinks that this was a fucking like an operation, like it was a whole process, right, and I would be very surprised if he did not sell this to anybody else. I'd be very, very surprised. You know one thing they're not telling them, though. Did he threaten people like to kill them if they didn't vote. If they didn't vote, yeah, he had the whole vote or die thing. I like joking, but like he had that whole vote or die thing where he was on MTV he was running like yo go vote for God, you know what I mean, and he was kind of right about that. But at the same time, with the baby oil thing, he might have killed someone because of the allegedly. If he did the baby oil thing, what, who's to say he didn't actually make sure someone died not voting.

Speaker 1:

Wait, was Pity was Diddy like a real gangster or was he like one of those like oh no, he was involved in the East Coast, west Coast thing. Ah, okay, so he's a real gangster? Yeah, he, I believe, managed. I'm not too I might be using the wrong position that he was in, but he worked with Biggie and he was behind that. He was basically like Suge Knight kind of, but from the East Coast. Oh, damn, like I. Oh, so he definitely fuckeds some people up then, yeah, but he's not gonna be able to come in Canada. So, as far as we know, he's like oh, I'm gonna fucking go to this wherever this Calgary place is, I don't forget he's got him. Yeah, man, he fuck up Drake.

Speaker 1:

What he got an altercation with Drake. I used to be part of that hip hop group. Man, not like part of it, but, like you know, in the know Backpack kid. Yeah, I know Beats by Dre, headphones and just walk around, hey, it's like. Hey, wait. So what was the art tradition? I think Diddy was like yo, take this baby oil. Drake's like nah. I think Diddy accused Drake of taking one of the beats that he was gonna use and became a hit, and then they had. Did he try to punch Drake or something? Oh yeah, drake retaliated back and punched him and came after him. Um, allegedly wait, does Drake know he's a real one though? Like, does the Drake know he's? Like, did he's a real G? Yeah, but Drake has. Drake also is with was like Lil Wayne and Iz Ant. I'm not going to talk shit about Burz Ant.

Speaker 1:

Ymcmb you know I'm a little silver spoon kid. I love how I'm from the hood and you're like I grew up in Prebley. Bro, I'm just hood-adjacent, hood-adjacent. Yo, ymcmb was a crazy time. Oh yeah, that's true. Tiger has only fans now. That's crazy what he has. Only fans, bro. Like, is he showing dead? Like, apparently some paparazzi got a dick pic of him and he was like, fuck him, I'm gonna get only fans, which I respect. If that was the way it went down. Wait, say that one more time. Like Paparazzi had a photo of his private parts and they were going to release it and then he was like, fuck it, I'm going to make, oh shit. So he got an OnlyFans and he released it and the girls are subscribing. I don't know, dude, it's always an interesting like.

Speaker 1:

I don't know how much porn girls watch. You know what I mean. Are there subscribers? I think they watch a little porn. It can't be just dudes watching porn. Like, they definitely watch porn. In theory, I understand, but I just can't imagine what type of porn they're watching. Like, are they watching like dudes fucking girls? Is there girl porn? I just don't know what girl porn would be. You know what I mean. Just don't know what girl porn would be. You know what I mean? I don't know. I don't know. I mean, like girls like action movies too, so, but that way, like guys may be the the main watchers of action movies, but yeah, it's also a good, healthy population of girls who like that type of stuff. Yeah, I don't know what, what, what it is cuz I can't answer. And yeah, dude, cuz girls, like, I feel like girls are not as thirsty as guys, like I'm sure they're as sexually like.

Speaker 1:

Like I feel like blender, okay, if you, if you had the bell curve, I feel that average guy on the warning scale, if they have on the x-axis, is further down the line. The average girl is probably a little bit to the left you're looking at the graph but I feel like the most extreme girl could be further than the majority of guys. Well, the most extreme guy is way, way out, but no one messes them because he's crazy. I feel like. I feel like girls and guys have a similar level of horniness, like that. I feel like I'm talking to friends especially like that. That's what they say, but obviously, of course, like neither of us has the real comparison right, like you don't really know, I think it's just the way you visualize too, but yeah, anyway.

Speaker 1:

So I mean, what I'm trying to say is like guys are thirsty enough to fucking pay money to see girls be naked. You know, people say it's crazy that they do it now, but back in the 80s, like, and back in the day they had theaters that would just show porn and you'd go there and there would just be people jacking off in the theater. Which fucking wild concept. Be people jacking off in the theater, which fucking wild concept. If you think about it, yo, like where. Why would you want to sit? Like are you going in a fucking hazmat suit or like what? But anyways, yeah, you question why the floors are sticky. Like you go to the movie theater, you know the floors are sticky like that because someone spilled some like drink or something, yeah, but anyway, so I just I don't. I just want to wrap that point up.

Speaker 1:

So, in the Scheme of like guys and girls, onlyfans, right, I can't Imagine girls paying for, I think, the Badson 40s guys, yeah, so that's one like for Tiger to release, like an OnlyFans, like to who Are girls fucking paying money to that shit? I don't know, man, dude, that's wild. Only tiger knows his demographics. But like I can't understand, what percentage would you say? Would you say it's 60, 40 or guys versus girls paying for any fans? Or would you say it's like 80, 20, bro, it's 80, 20 if it's, if not 90, 10 or 95, 5, bro, I can't. I just can't imagine girls being horny enough to actually pay for porn? Oh yeah, because, like, we get all fucked up in the head, we get horny. You know what I mean.

Speaker 1:

Like, and so I I don't know if girls go through that same experience or not and then it's like, if a girl wants to have sex, I feel like options are endless. You know, like they can fucking hop on an app and the dude will be there in like three minutes. Well, yeah, you know, versus the opposite, I'm not that eager. I need to get to know you first because, like, I am high belly, high value, you know. No, no, I'm just paranoid and I think it's a good thing. Like I don't know you. This could be a setup. You're into me. I gotta figure out why you're doing this. What the hell is going on here? All the girls be into you, bro. Yo, for all the girls out there, check out my guys Back on Instagram. Yo, thick with three C's, but like I think that's a safe thing to do.

Speaker 1:

Guys or girls, be skeptical why people are interested in you. If they're interested in you Off the bat, that's suspicious. Is it Like off the bat? Like they haven't talked to you? They just saw a photo of you? They're just like yeah, Define what you mean by into Like, let's get it on.

Speaker 1:

Like down a clown, yeah, down a clown Immediately. Isn't that just always a thing? Like don't you judge, I think it's weird. I think it's weird To be down clown immediately. Like, down the clown immediately. No non-intoxicants, straight sober. I think that's weird.

Speaker 1:

Wait, but isn't that the same thing as being like yo, hot girl, I clap cheeks. Saying your clap cheeks is different than clapping. I believe that was a quote from Immanuel Kahn. I think that was actually Sun Tzu. I'm pretty sure Confucius would say if you haven't clapped cheeks, to think to clap cheeks is different to clap cheeks. Dude, that's wild. Yeah, oh, interesting.

Speaker 1:

Like wait, but what about? Like you spontaneously meet somebody at a bar and then you hit it off. Yeah, but I'm saying, before you hit it off, you're just like. Before you're off, you're just like okay, let's do this thing. That's weird. Like, like you go up to the girl and you just go. I like you, do you like me? If so, let's buy that's, that's fine. It's consensual. Wait, don't what? What are you talking about? What am I talking about? I'm not perfect person. Like I said, this is my first time doing this. This is a live thing. Hey, hey, I think it's weird, especially if the girls are like yo, I'm into you, like off the bat, having never talked to you, having just based off a photo. I think that's weird, interesting.

Speaker 1:

Think about it in the dating app context. Okay, it's just like yo come over, that's, and you guys don't know each other at all. Yeah, you should be suspicious. Yeah, that's true, for your own safety. For your own safety, yeah, you can go through with it. You probably will be fine. But if you're not, don't be surprised. If you're not, don't be surprised If you come back with one. All I'm saying is I am cautious about that and I think people should be cautious about that as well.

Speaker 1:

If you come back with one liver and no can news, because there was a guy in Calgary, I happened to oh, what the fuck? Yeah, oh shit. Except he invited her over and then she still harvested his organs no, not harvested his organs, but, like, I think, held him at gunpoint and then stole some shit from him. Oh, shit, damn. And it was only on the dating app. I don't know if she I think he added her number, luckily. Oh, I'm sure. Yeah, she showed up with all the people, oh damn and just rolled up on him. Yeah, that's crazy Whoa. Rolled up on them. Yeah, that's crazy whoa.

Speaker 1:

But like, why would you vibe the first time you meet someone? Vibing over to your place? That's, that's suspicious. But if it's your hottest, fuck, it's a risk. It's a risk, I think. I think having never seen the person in real life and then giving someone your address, like over a dating app, that's wild. Yeah, I think. I think if you're gonna meet someone, it's gotta be in a public place for the first time. Yeah, you feel. If you feel totally bad and the night goes on, yeah, go ahead. Yeah, but like, mean them call them over to your place or you go into their place the first time. It's weird. Honestly, I feel more comfortable going to their place because I just don't like entertaining.

Speaker 1:

But like you heard it here, first for all the single ladies out there, okay, take my guy back to your place. Clean up after you have first woman like, oh, yeah, you left it coming in one of my placement. Scrape my. Okay, this sounds very specific. Does that look good? How many girls you know are chewing gum random? Pop them in your plates, bro. Yo, that's why, with me and on that note You're gonna enter right right there. No, I mean, well, it's 30 minutes. I mean we can save it for the next, okay, a series of episodes. Oh yeah, fair enough. I mean either that or we can just keep going and we can just cut it differently, or something. Oh yeah, that's true. That's true, that is true. Do you wanna stop or do you wanna? I don't know, it's up to you, man, okay, I'll get it. I'm fine stopping it. We'll cut it here. We'll get it here. Yeah, duh, pre-game podcast we out? Okay, no, no, no, let's switch. That was pretty fun. It's my dad.